Tuesday, September 06, 2005

What I am qualified to do for society.

Finally, I heard back from one of the many "job" postings I have responded to. I am qualified to do a drug study!! They get to see how a drug (or placebo) affects my short term memory. The drugs are FDA approved sedatives, in case you were wondering so nothing wacky. Me, I get $200 and a free health exam. What more could you ask for. At this point I think it's between that and applying to be an escort. I'm open to suggestions or opinions.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I did several drug studies back when I was a starving grad student. The best one was testing a morphine substitute in patch form. The drug itself was safe, they were just testing it's application through a patch. For 3 weeks, about 40 of us holed up and played silly games on a morphines substitute high in an safe, supervised setting. I highly recommend it!